Monday, February 25, 2008

movies. what else?

so i couldn't think of anything to write about...so i thought i'd go with movies. and what better than movie quotes? they are definitely the best thing ever. so here are my top 15 favorite movie quotes. "they're all favorites, but some are a little bit more favorite." (haha brian regan) anyways, if you know what movie they're from, email me so i can see how brilliant you are. then if you're right you'll get umm.....the satisfaction of being right. so here they are:

1) "i think we'll be okay here. they have a thin candy shell...surprised you didn't know that ."
2) "i have no cash...i have a dollar, that's all i have, i have a dollar!
-she has no cash? this is a cash only line. GET IN ANOTHER LINE."
3) "i eat pieces of shiz like you for breakfast.
-you eat pieces of shiz for breakfast?
-........no."
4) "there are two types of people in this world. those who love neil diamond, and those who don't. my ex-wife loves him."
5) "don't pee in the water! .....don't drink the water, he peed in it!"
6) "it's already mutated into human form, shoot it!"
7) "we've come to this planet looking for intelligent life...oops! we made a mistake!"
8) "thanks for dinner. i've never seen anybody cook potatoes like that."
9) "i'm feeling very olympic today, how about you?"
10) "the world is run by the Man. the Man, oh, you don't know the Man. he's everywhere. in the white house... down the hall... Ms. Mullins, she's the Man. And the Man ruined the ozone, he's burning down the Amazon, and he kidnapped Shamu and put her in a chlorine tank! and there used to be a way to stick it to the Man. it was called rock 'n roll, but guess what, oh no, the Man ruined that, too, with a little thing called MTV! so don't waste your time trying to make anything cool or pure or awesome 'cause the Man is just gonna call you a fat washed up loser and crush your soul. so do yourselves a favor and just GIVE UP!"
11) "i don't scratch my head unless it itches and i don't dance unless i hear some music. i will not be intimidated. that's just the way it is."
12) "very, very sneaky sir.....i think you are underestimating the sneakiness, sir."
13) "you're gonna be an italian monster! you're gonna eat lightning and crap thunder!"
14) "shampoo is better, i go on first and clean the hair! conditioner is better! i leave the hair silky and smooth! oh really fool? really!"
15) "you're supposed to be smoking filter cigarettes.
-i'm 94 years old. what the heck do i care?"

so there they are. my mom only got one of them. so you can do better than that. take luck. email me at country_chic_03@hotmail.com for your answers.

3 comments:

~!!*KaTy*!!~ said...

"Howdy, Howdy, Howdy!" I love your movie quotes lol I don't even know most of those quotes...sad I know so as you can see...I've gotten it...I just don't know how to work it lol and that pic of me you and whit is hideous of me lol! oh well i'll get over it! later

kirstin. said...

hey! so i guess im not better that your mom because i only got one too. my life is a sad one. we should definately watch the movies i haven't seen sometime. cya.

X said...

Kelseys A Nerd. Ha-Ha.