movies. what else?

so i couldn't think of anything to write about...so i thought i'd go with movies. and what better than movie quotes? they are definitely the best thing ever. so here are my top 15 favorite movie quotes. "they're all favorites, but some are a little bit more favorite." (haha brian regan) anyways, if you know what movie they're from, email me so i can see how brilliant you are. then if you're right you'll get umm.....the satisfaction of being right. so here they are:

1) "i think we'll be okay here. they have a thin candy shell...surprised you didn't know that ."
2) "i have no cash...i have a dollar, that's all i have, i have a dollar!
-she has no cash? this is a cash only line. GET IN ANOTHER LINE."
3) "i eat pieces of shiz like you for breakfast.
-you eat pieces of shiz for breakfast?
-........no."
4) "there are two types of people in this world. those who love neil diamond, and those who don't. my ex-wife loves him."
5) "don't pee in the water! .....don't drink the water, he peed in it!"
6) "it's already mutated into human form, shoot it!"
7) "we've come to this planet looking for intelligent life...oops! we made a mistake!"
8) "thanks for dinner. i've never seen anybody cook potatoes like that."
9) "i'm feeling very olympic today, how about you?"
10) "the world is run by the Man. the Man, oh, you don't know the Man. he's everywhere. in the white house... down the hall... Ms. Mullins, she's the Man. And the Man ruined the ozone, he's burning down the Amazon, and he kidnapped Shamu and put her in a chlorine tank! and there used to be a way to stick it to the Man. it was called rock 'n roll, but guess what, oh no, the Man ruined that, too, with a little thing called MTV! so don't waste your time trying to make anything cool or pure or awesome 'cause the Man is just gonna call you a fat washed up loser and crush your soul. so do yourselves a favor and just GIVE UP!"
11) "i don't scratch my head unless it itches and i don't dance unless i hear some music. i will not be intimidated. that's just the way it is."
12) "very, very sneaky sir.....i think you are underestimating the sneakiness, sir."
13) "you're gonna be an italian monster! you're gonna eat lightning and crap thunder!"
14) "shampoo is better, i go on first and clean the hair! conditioner is better! i leave the hair silky and smooth! oh really fool? really!"
15) "you're supposed to be smoking filter cigarettes.
-i'm 94 years old. what the heck do i care?"

so there they are. my mom only got one of them. so you can do better than that. take luck. email me at country_chic_03@hotmail.com for your answers.

lame questions about me.

so i was too lazy to think of what to write about as my first post, so here's a bunch of crap about me.

>1. Full name: kelsey elizabeth turville.
>2. Nickname: kels, amkrislindsKELS, that's about it.
>6. Siblings: 3 sisters, 1 brother.  all married.
>7. Do you like to sing in the shower?: not really...if i could sing, i would...but no.
>8. Do you like to sing?: HA!  that's funny.
>11. Lefty or righty ?:  righty.
>12. Shoes or sandals?: flip flops are the shiz.
>13. Coke or Pepsi?:  pepsi.  it's abundant here.
>14. What is your favorite joke?: knock knock...who's there?...chesterfield....chesterfield who? ...chesterfield my leg and i had
to slap him.  classic.
>15. Have you ever cheated? that's a negative.
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>Favourite Questions:
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>17. Song?: it's always been "cowboy take me away" by the dixie chicks.
>19. Movie: it could go on forever.  but tommy boy, my best friend's wedding, and you've got mail.
>20. Number?:  2, baby.
>21. Card game? phase 10 and speed.
>22. Radio station? idk
>23. Male & Female actors/actresses?:  adam sandler rules all.
>25. Restaurant:  lonestar.
>27. cartoon: garfield.  he's rad.
>28. Character:  for what?  i'm confused.
>29. Color: RED.
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>Random:
>30. Do you plan on having kids?:  yes sir.
>31. How many do you want?:  at least 3.
>32. What's something you can't wait to say?: "IT'S FRIDAY!!"  late start tomorrow :D
>33. When Will You Say it?:  on friday.  tomorrow.
>34. kids before marriage? heck no.
>35. Are you double jointed?:  yes.  in my fingers.
>36. Do you have a crush: affirmative.
>37. What hurts you the most?: fire extinguisher boxes....especially when you run into them.
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>This Or That:
>38. Music/TV: music for sure.
>39.Guys/Girls?: guys, guys, guys.
>41. Pink/black?: meh, not a huge fan of pink.  but if i say black, it'll make me seem emo.
>42. Summer/winter: both.  i get sick of winter after a while.
>43. Night/Day: night.
>44. Hanging Out/Chillin: what's the difference?
>45. Dopey/Funny: funny...since when does anybody say dopey anymore?
>46. You know I'm around when you hear:  movie quotes.
>47. What school do you go to?:  viewmont high.
>48. Do you enjoy what you do?:  haha sure...
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>Friends:
>55. What's the worst thing a friend could do?: be a tard.
>56. Which people do you trust the most: probably josh, and haley and kate.
>58. Is it right to flirt if you have a BF or GF?:  psh, flirting doesn't mean anything.
>59. What was the last thing you cried over:  no comment.
>61. What do you want right now?:  to not be bored!!  and some wheat thins with a dr. pepper would be nice.
>62. What's one thing you can't live without?: music.
>63. Love or Lust: love...awww.....
>64. Silver or gold: silver for sure.
>65. Diamond or pearl: diamond.
>66. Sunset or sunrise:  sunrise.
>67. Have you ever gone skinny-dipping?: hahaha, nope.
>68. Do you sleep with stuffed animals:  can't say that i do.
>69. Do you have any piercings: my ears.
>70. What colour underpants are you wearing right now: haha....black...weird.
>71. Song you listening to right now?: mike "love today"  weird song...haha but good.
>72. What are the last 4 digits of your home phone: 2981
>73. Where would you want to go on your honeymoon?: greece and italy.
>74. Who do you want to spend your life with? how should i know now?
>75. Some things you notice about opposite sex?: smile, eyes, and if they know what i'm talking about when i quote movies.
>76. What are you wearing?:  black sweat pants and a gray hoodie.
>77. What's the next CD you are going to get?:  i dunno...somethin good.
>78. Do you wear contacts or glasses?:  contacts and glasses at night.
>79. What was the best advice ever given to you?: uhh....i dunno.
>81. Do you like Funny or Scary movies better?: funny.  scary ones are only scary when you watch them with people who
don't ruin it haha.
>82. On the phone or in person?: in person.  i hate the phone.
>83. Hugs or kisses?:  hugs then kisses!
>84. What song seems to reflect you the most?: probably "upside down" by jack johnson
>85. If you died tomorrow who would you leave your stuff to?: oh don't worry about that, my will is in my journal.  i made
it when my life flashed before my eyes at brighton.  haha funny day.
>87. who was the last person to hug you?: ummm....i believe it was gabby.
>88. Would you rather be rich or famous?: rich.  i would hate to be famous...that would suck.
>89. What time is it in Albania now?:  do i care?
>90. What time is it where you are now?:  6:21.
>91. Have you ever met Santa?:  every day.
>92. A pretty thing: a flower?  huh?
>93 A Hot person:  the new jazz player...i don't remember his name.
>94. Any pets?: that's a negative.
>95. Who was the last person you danced with?:  umm...some kid at a stake dance.
>96. Last time you were stressed: yesterday.
>97. Are you an alcoholic? oh ya, you know it.
>98. Who sent this to you this?  i dunno, it's old.
>99. What do you think of this person?: oh, they're just fabulous.
>100. Do you want your friends to write back?: sure, go for it.